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Exam SMS

A last minute SIX

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A last minute GOAL

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A last minute MOVE

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often wins the GAME!

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That's why we are still confident that...

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"A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !

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If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..

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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.

A Student Service Msg...!

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week

-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier

-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments

-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students

-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?

Because It Means.

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E-End Of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

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 What is the true meaning of 'Study'??

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S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

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D. Dreaming

Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD,

�is this love?�

GOD replied,

�no dear, result is near�

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To accomplish great things,

We must not only act,

But also dream,

Not only plan but also believe,

Best wishes for your exam.

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Side effect of excess study :p

A Guy Went To A Restaurant,

He Wanted To See The Menu

But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,

"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

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Wats d height of hope??

It is: sittin in d exam hall,

holdin d question paper in hand

n tellin ur self

"dude,dnt worry.

Exams wil get postponed!"

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Tomorrow is my exam

But I don't care

Because a single sheet of paper

can't decide my future.

~Thomas Edison

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Some one asked about my past

I replied -

SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.

HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:

Juan has 4 apples,

His train is 7 minutes early,

Calculate the suns mass :D

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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing

that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

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WHY STUDENT FAIL

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313

Summer holidays 50,Days left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141

1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,

1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81

Exams days 35 days,Days left 46

Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26

Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:

Mix chilli powder with sugar,

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Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,

ant will search for some water near a water tank.

Push ant in to it!

Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,

When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!

Then admit wounded ant in icu!

And then

remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:

Don't play with students!

They can do any thing for 10 marks

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Question:

Why most of the engineering students

Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?

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Answer:

Smooth roads never make good drivers,

Clear sky never makes good pilots

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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,

Never makes good engineers.

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Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.

After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.

All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.

People asked him the reason

He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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I Cried When I Failed

In 2 Subjects,

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But

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I laughed When I Came To

Know My Friend Failed In 5

Subjects... ;-) :-P

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The most unfulfilled desire

Of all science students is

A bomb should have

Fallen instead of

An apple on newton!

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Question by a student !!

If a single teacher can't

teach us all the subjects,

Then...

How could you expect a single student

to learn all subjects ?

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Rain of summer, snow of winter,

grace of autumn, glory of spring,

May beauty of every season

give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.

May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Good luck & all the best

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail! :D

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It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount

of paper that we

use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS.