Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Flirt SMS

Flirt SMS

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart.

For this may mean

that there is

still enough space

for another boy

on top!

Flirt SMS



Government of Pakistan has

introduced a new rule...

Good looking people should be

thrown out of country!!!

U r safe..

oh! No where should I Hide???

Flirt SMS 


A - U'r Attractive

B - U'r D Best

C - U'r Cute

D - U'r Dear 2 me

E - U'r Excellent

F - U'r Funny

G - U'r Gud Looking

H - He He He

I - I'm

J - Just

K - Kidding

Flirt SMS 



Aftr engagemnt!

Girl:

Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:

Oho what do u mean,

if i m on diet,

that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

.

.

.

.

People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

Flirt SMS 



I want u ...

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner.... &

to say those sweet three words to U....

"Pay The Bill"

Flirt SMS 



AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

Flirt SMS 



Why do girls look beautiful?

is it real or due to make up?

Boy: I Love You..?

Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?

Girl: Hahahahahahaha

...

Boy: I Will Die For You..?

Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?

Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?

.

.

.

Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Flirt SMS 



Do u know what’s A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything for Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

Flirt SMS 



Love bears all things,

Love believes all things,

Love hopes all things,

and most precious of all,

Love endures all things.

Come we love and make things happy.

Flirt SMS 



if someone calls u crazy, don’t mind,

if someone calls u duffer, relax,

if someone calls u stupid be cool,

but if someone calls u "cute"

.

.

.

.



Flirt SMS 



A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D



Flirt SMS 



What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Flirt SMS 



I always think about U.

I cant live without U.

I really need U.

I am totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I am crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

Flirt SMS 



U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p



Flirt SMS 



Love Happens Automatically.

.

.

.

Manual Working Of It

Is Called Flirting :D

Give me some SunShine..!!!

Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!

I am Single once again..!!


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